Call started: 10:03 AM
Miss Richardson: Good morning friends! How are we all doing today?
Aspen, Harmoni, Jaxtyn: Hi Miss Richardson!
Maddox, Wynter opening and closing their mouth as they stare at the camera.
Kashton: Poop-fart!
Kashton’s mom in the background: Oh, come on!
Kids laugh hysterically.
Miss Richardson: Ok, no potty talk please Kashton.
Beckett: My dog threw up this morning!
All kids: Ewwwww….
Harmoni: My dog eats his own poop but mommy still lets him lick her mouth.
Miss Richardson: Ok friends, we’re gonna sing the good morning song.
Miss Richardson (Singing): Good morning to you, good morning to you!
Some kids sing mostly on key, others laugh and make silly faces.
Miss Richardson (Singing): Good morning to you, good morning to you!
We are all in our places with bright shiny faces… and I say to you, good morning…
Kashton: to poo!
Kashton’s mom in the background: Gawdammit, this kid!
Kashton has left the chat.
Maverick: Kashton is gone!
Beckett: Where did Kashton go?
Miss Richardson: Kashton had to go for now. Ok class, did we all remember to do our assignment?
Harmoni’s Mom: Hi, Miss Richardson…Miss Richardson. Hi, where were we supposed to go get that?
Shiloh: Ewww…doggie poo mouth!
Harmoni’s Mom: What did that kid just…
Miss Richardson: Hi Ashlee, that was in the distance learning portal, under assignments for the week.
Harmoni’s Mom: Oh, I don’t even have a login for that. Do I?
Miss Richardson: Harmoni does…you can find it in her email.
Harmoni: She has an email?
Kashton has joined the chat.
Kashton’s Mom: So sorry about that Miss Richardson! I don’t know why…
Miss Richardson: I sent an email last week…
Kashton’s Mom: You sent me an…
Miss Richardson: No, I was talking to Ashlee, Harmoni’s mom.
All kids are hooting, hollering and making fart noises with their mouth.
Harmoni’s Mom: Ok, I’ll ask her about it. Sorry to interrupt!
Aspen: I have to go pee pee, Miss Richardson. Be right back!
Kashton: Pee pee pants!
Kashton’s Mom: I swear to gawd, Kashton…
Kashton has left the chat.
Miss Richardson: Ok, who would like to present their drawing first?
Jaxtyn: Oh, me me! I wanna go first!
Miss Richardson: Ok, Jaxtyn, that’s great! Thank you for being brave and volunteering to go first.
Harmoni’s Mom: Sorry, Miss Richardson…Harmoni doesn’t know her password. How can we reset it?
Harmoni: Mom, I know how! Stop.
Harmoni’s Mom: Ok, never mind. Carry on. Sorry…sorry.
Jaxtyn: Here’s my drawing. This is my big brother playing Roblox on his iPad. He’s ALWAYS doing that. That’s my dad, looking at his phone.
Miss Richardson: That’s very nice, Jaxtyn. Your family is hanging out together.
Wynter: I have Roblox!
Aspen: Awww lucky!
Miss Richardson: It’s Jaxtyn’s turn right now, Wynter and Aspen.
Jaxtyn: And this is my mom. She’s drinking her special mommy juice. It helps her put up with all our shit.
Kashton has joined the chat.
Kashton: Fart butt!
Miss Richardson: Fuck this.
Miss Richardson has left the chat.
Call ended: 10:07 AM
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